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  RUBY REDFORT: THE COMPLETE RUBY REDFORT COLLECTION

  Look into My Eyes

  Take Your Last Breath

  Catch Your Death

  Feel the Fear

  Pick Your Poison

  Blink and You Die

  Lauren Child

  Copyright

  This e-book collection first published in Great Britain by HarperCollins Children’s Books in 2017

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  London SE1 9GF

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  Visit Lauren Child on the web at:

  www.milkmonitor.com

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  Text copyright © Lauren Child 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016

  Illustrations of characters in the 'Picture This' section of Blink and You Die © Lauren Child 2016

  Series design by David Mackintosh

  Inside illustrations © David Mackintosh 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016

  Cover design © HarperCollins Publishers Ltd

  Cover photography © Sandro Sodano

  Map layouts of Blink and You Die by Martin Brown

  Map illustrations of Blink and You Die © Emily Faccini

  Look into My Eyes: 9780007447428

  Take Your Last Breath: 9780007487509

  Catch Your Death: 9780007523337

  Feel the Fear: 9780007586806

  Pick Your Poison: 9780008139650

  Blink and You Die: 9780008190156

  Ebook Edition © 2017 ISBN 9780008249113

  Version: 2018-12-11

  Table of Contents

  Cover

  Title Page

  Copyright

  Look Into My Eyes

  Take Your Last Breath

  Catch Your Death

  Feel the Fear

  Pick Your Poison

  Blink and You Die

  About the Author

  About the Publisher

  Dedication

  For AD

  Epigraph

  'If the eyes truly are the window to the soul, then some people would be wise to install blinds'

  Anya Pamplemous, from her book The Puzzles That Lie Within.

  Contents

  Cover

  Title Page

  Dedication

  Epigraph

  There was a girl called Ruby

  An Ordinary Kid

  Chapter 1. You can never be completely sure what might happen next

  Chapter 2. There’s a lot of truth in fiction

  Chapter 3. ‘Sounded like dessert’

  Chapter 4. Full of nothing

  Chapter 5. More of nothing

  Chapter 6. Fifteen dollars and forty-nine cents

  Chapter 7. Don’t call us we’ll call you

  Chapter 8. Getting Lucky

  Chapter 9. A small dark space

  Chapter 10. The voice

  Chapter 11. The eyes followed the hands

  Chapter 12. The silent G

  Chapter 13. As good as gold

  Chapter 14. Don’t erase me

  Chapter 15. Strictly confidential

  Chapter 16. Don’t look now

  Chapter 17. Strange and uneasy

  Chapter 18. If in doubt, say nothing

  Chapter 19. One little lie

  Chapter 20. Unlikely but not impossible

  Chapter 21. The blink of an eye

  Chapter 22. Don’t breathe a word

  Chapter 23. Funny peculiar

  Chapter 24. A total yawn

  Chapter 25. Some likely suspects

  Chapter 26. The little brown box

  Chapter 27. A formula for murder

  Chapter 28. Secretly super

  Chapter 29. A Regular Girl

  Chapter 30. Room Service

  Chapter 31. When you’re out, you’re out

  Chapter 32. The advantage

  Chapter 33. Crisp and lean

  Chapter 34. ‘They could feed my toes to a pack of vultures but I would never blab’

  Chapter 35. Nine Lives

  Chapter 36. A colony of vultures

  Chapter 37. Time waits for no man

  Chapter 38. The sands of time

  Chapter 39. Lucky twice

  Chapter 40. Look into my eyes

  Cat Woman

  Acknowledgments

  There was a girl called Ruby

  IT WAS A CRISP OCTOBER DAY in Cedarwood Drive and a two-year-old girl was standing on a high stool in front of a huge picture window. She was watching the leaves fall, studying the patterns they made as they whirled their way through the air. Her eyes followed them until her gaze was caught by a single yellow leaf, almost exactly the shape of a hand. She watched as it swooped down into the yard and then sailed up high over the fence and across the street. She watched as it danced up and down in the breeze and then slapped flat onto the windshield of a passing truck.

  The truck pulled up in front of old Mr Pinkerton’s grey clapboard house. The driver climbed out, walked up the path and knocked on the door. Mr Pinkerton stepped out onto the porch and the driver produced a map – the two men struck up a conversation.

  Exactly one minute later an elegant woman turned the corner, carrying a large green picnic basket. With a glance to the house and the slightest nod from the driver, the woman slipped out of her heels, scooped them up and nimbly scaled Mr Pinkerton’s fence. Mr Pinkerton was busy studying the map and noticed nothing; the child saw everything. Forty-five seconds passed and the woman reappeared: she was carrying the same basket but it looked much heavier than before and its contents seemed to be moving.

  The little girl attempted to grab her parents’ attention but since her use of language was still limited she could not get them to understand. She watched as the woman pushed her feet back into her black shoes, walked to the rear of the truck and out of view. Mr Pinkerton chatted on. The girl jumped up and down, pointing at the window. Her parents, sensing she might be eager for a walk, went to put on their coats.

  The child drew a truck on her chalkboard.

  Her father smiled and patted her on the head. Meanwhile, the driver folded his map, thanked Mr Pinkerton and returned to his vehicle – waving to him as he drove off. The yellow hand-shaped leaf fluttered to the ground. The woman, now minus the picnic basket, walked on by. She had a fresh scarlet scratch on her left cheek.

  The child spelled out the truck’s license plate with her alphabet blocks.

  Her mother tidied them away and dressed her in a red woollen bobble hat and matching mittens.

  The family left the house and strolled down Cedarwood drive. When they reached the grey clapboard house, the little girl paused to pick up the yellow leaf, and there underneath it, found a small tin badge embossed with an image of something. What was it?

  A sudden cry shook the stillness of Cedarwood Drive. A cry that cut right through the heart of the child. She gripped the badge tightly and felt the pin dig into her palm. The neighbours came spilling out onto the street to find the kindly Mr Pinkerton doubled up with grief. Despite the best efforts of the Twinford Crime Investigation Squad – a search which continued for sixteen weeks – Mr Pinkerton’s prize-winning Pekinese dog was never seen again.

  It was on that October day that the little girl resolved to dispense with the toddler talk and brush up on her language skills. More importantly, that was the day she set her sights on becoming a detective.

  The little girl was Ruby Redfort.

  An Ordinary Kid

  WHEN RUBY REDFORT WAS SEVEN YEARS OLD she won the Junior Code-Cra
cker Championships – solving the famous Eisenhauser conundrum in just seventeen days and forty-seven minutes. The following year she entered the ‘Junior Code-Creator Contest’ and stunned the judges when they found her code impossible to break. In the end it was sent to Harvard University professors, who eventually managed to solve it two weeks later. She was immediately offered a place for the following semester but declined. She had no interest in becoming, as she put it, some kind of geek freak.

  Some several years later…

  Chapter 1.

  You can never be completely sure what might happen next

  RUBY REDFORT WAS PERCHED ON a high stool in front of the bathroom window, her binoculars trained on a cake delivery truck that had been parked on Cedarwood Drive for precisely twenty-one minutes. So far no one had emerged from the truck with so much as a blueberry muffin. Ruby gurgled down the last dregs of her banana milk and made a note in the little yellow notebook which lay in her lap. She had 622 of these yellow notebooks; all but one was stashed under her bedroom floorboards. Though she had taken up this hobby nine years ago, no one, not even her best friend Clancy, had read a single word she had written. Much of what Ruby observed seemed pretty mundane but EVEN THE MUNDANE CAN TELL A STORY {RULE 16}.

  Ruby also kept a vivid pink notebook, dog-eared and smelling of bubble gum, and it was in this that she listed her Ruby rules – there were seventy-nine so far.

  RULE 1: YOU CAN NEVER BE COMPLETELY SURE WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN NEXT. A truth no one could argue with.

  Ruby was a petite girl, small for her years – at first glance a very ordinary looking kid. There was nothing particular to mark her out – that is, nothing until you looked a little longer. Then you would begin to see that her eyes were ever so slightly different shades of green. When they looked at you it was somehow hard to remember the point you were arguing. And when she smiled she revealed small doll-like teeth which somehow made it impossible to consider her anything other than a cute kid. But the most striking thing about Ruby Redfort was that when you met her you felt a strong need for her to like you. The bathroom phone rang; lazily, Ruby reached out and groped for the receiver.

  ‘Brandy’s wig salon, hair today, gone tomorrow.’

  ‘Hi Rube,’ came back the voice on the other end; it was Clancy Crew.

  ‘So Clance, what gives?’

  ‘Not a whole lot actually.’

  ‘So to what do I owe the pleasure of this call?’

  ‘Boredom,’ yawned Clancy.

  ‘So why don’t you get yourself over here, bozo?’

  ‘Well, I would you know Rube but my dad wants me home – he’s got some kinda embassy type function and he wants us all smiling, you know what I mean?’

  Clancy Crew’s father was an ambassador and there was always some function or other in progress. Ambassador Crew liked to have his children scrubbed and serving canapés to prove what a great family guy he was – though truth to tell he was usually too busy to even remember their birthdays.

  ‘Some people have all the fun,’ drawled Ruby.

  ‘Yeah, my life stinks,’ said Clancy.

  ‘So cheer yourself up why don’tcha. Scoot yourself over, watch a few toons and you’ll still be home in time to smile for the camera.’

  ‘OK Rube, you’ve talked me into it, see you in ten.’

  Ruby put down the phone. It lived on a shelf with two others: one was in the shape of a conch shell, the other disguised as a bar of soap. She had a whole lot more of them in her bedroom. She had been collecting telephones since she was about five years old, all in different shapes and colours. The donut phone was her first – the latest, a cartoon squirrel sporting a tuxedo. Just about all of them had come from yard sales.

  She was about to continue her bathroom-based surveillance when the intercom buzzed – Ruby’s parents had sensibly fitted them on each floor to keep shouting to a minimum.

  She pressed the ‘speak’ button.

  ‘Hello, how may I be of assistance?’

  ‘Howdy,’ came the voice from the other end of the intercom. ‘This is Mrs Digby, your housekeeper, may I please remind you that your parents will be home from Switzerland in two and a quarter hours.’

  ‘I know, Mrs Digby, you told me that a half hour ago.’

  ‘Glad you remembered. May I also point out that they may be a little grief stricken to see the state of your bedroom.’

  ‘It’s my style Mrs Digby – “layered”– it’s very in vogue.’

  ‘Well may I continue to remind you that some magazine folks are coming to photograph this very house tomorrow and if your mother sees it in its “layered” state, you will be in what’s commonly referred to as “the dog house”.’

  ‘OK, OK,’ sighed Ruby, ‘I’ll take care of it.’

  The Redfort house, dubbed the Green-Wood house, on account of its environmental features, had been designed in 1961 by famous architect Arno Fredricksonn. Even now, a decade or so later it was still considered very state of the art and was regularly featured in architectural journals.

  Ruby returned to the bathroom, sat back down on her stool and continued to stare out of the window; the truck was still there but now there was a raccoon sitting on its roof. The bathroom door pushed open and in ambled a large husky dog, which sniffed around before settling down to chew the bathmat.

  ‘Bored, huh?’ said Ruby, slipping off her stool. She padded into her bedroom and surveyed the wreckage. It was not a pretty sight. Ruby wasn’t so much untidy as she was a spreader – she had a lot of stuff and when she was busy working on something the stuff had a habit of creeping from one surface to another and this was what her mother did not like.

  Darn it! muttered Ruby. If the magazine people were coming, her mom would just about freak if this was what they saw. She could almost hear her father saying, ‘for the sake of your mother’s sanity – do something Ruby.’ So she set about slipping records back into their sleeves and pushing books onto shelves. Ruby had a lot of books; they were arranged floor to ceiling across one end of her room.

  A FICTION SECTION:

  both English and foreign titles.

  FACTUAL:

  comprising anything.

  GRAPHIC NOVELS AND COMICS:

  subject – largely crime and mystery.

  Ruby and Mrs Digby had a shared enthusiasm for crime and thrillers: fact or fiction, whether in book form or on the screen. They would often settle down with a large bowl of blue corn chips and watch the quiz show What’s Your Poison? or when Ruby was several years younger, Mrs Digby would settle Ruby to sleep by reading one of her favourite Crime thrillers, The Claw at the Window.

  PUZZLES:

  Puzzles were Ruby’s passion.

  Any kind of puzzle: crosswords, anagrams, riddles, even jigsaws – anything that needed to be solved by finding the ‘pattern’ the ‘trick’ or the ‘key’. This had led Ruby to…

  CODES:

  She had read many books and essays on the subject.

  In fact she was a subscriber to Master Code Monthly, a little known Chinese subscription-only magazine. Subscribers had to prove their code-cracking talent before they were permitted to sign up. It was this journal that had led her to read the following:

  * Garp Einholt’s, The Theory of Code, its Abstract Duality and Subtext (to be honest Ruby had found this very overstated and not a little tedious).

  * Sherman Tree’s more vital Unlock My Brain.

  * Anya Pamplemous’s thirty year study of codes, The Puzzles That Lie Within, which she also very much enjoyed.

  But her personal handbooks were both written many centuries ago, one, by the Greek philosopher, Euclid with the simple title of X, the other, a tiny indigo book (origin unknown) which was filled with all manner of codes. It explained riddles and poems and equations – patterns, symbols and sounds. It was a code breaker’s bible.

  Having dealt with the books, records and papers, Ruby began the more complex task of sorting through clothes; all of which seemed to be on the floo
r of her closet. It was here, underneath a pile of knee-high striped socks, that she unearthed her glasses.

  Boy, am I glad to see you!

  Although Ruby would on occasion wear contact lenses she didn’t much care for them; they had a habit of falling out at exactly the wrong moment. If Ruby Redfort had an Achilles heel, it was her eyes; without some sort of visual aid life was just a blur.

  There was another buzz from the intercom. ‘Yuh huh?’

  ‘What are you doing?’

  ‘Being tidy – why?’

  ‘Just checking.’

  ‘Mrs Digby, you are one suspicious woman.’

  Having put away as many of her clothes as she could be bothered to put away, Ruby grabbed all the remaining garments and stuffed them down the laundry chute. She was in the habit of tipping all sorts of things down the laundry chute – even, on occasion, herself. It saved time.

  Judging her work finished, Ruby’s finger hovered over the TV’s ‘on’ switch, but her attention was caught by what sounded like activity in the kitchen. Seven years ago she had rigged up a reverse periscope device so she could see what was occurring in the kitchen below. Today she saw Mrs Digby taking a fresh batch of cookies out of the oven.

  Nice work Mrs Digby.

  She slid her notebook carefully inside the hollowed out doorframe, and went downstairs.